Don’t Hang Up

Lyrics

[Intro] Hello? [Verse 1] Hello there How have you been? I've called a million times But to me you're never in I know I never had the style Or dash of Errol Flynn But I loved you [Verse 2] I'm doing really well I'm as happy as a lark I've got a new apartment It's as safe as Central Park And if they ever mug me When I'm walking in the dark Would you know? [Chorus] Don't hang up Don't hang up Rolled up in my camera With the big cheese up above I stumbled from my stag night To a never ending limousine [Pre-Chorus] The band went la di da di da And I got loady do di dodied Lousy violins began to play And I went no no no And when the vol-au-vents exploded I was walking down the aisle the other way [Chorus] Don't hang up Don't hang up Don't say, oooh Nobody's safe in our house [Post-Chorus] Leave me alone But a but a please Leave me alone Just a mo, a minute I'm so alone [Interlude] We had Some honeymoon on itchy bedding Scum buzzing 'round your busy body Dumb waiters waiting sweating straining All mass-debating my woman We got a Bum Guatemala pensione Crumbling about our ears, Olé Even the trash man he say You got a dustbin romance It's going down the drain You got a low impedance She's got a rocky terrain Oo, you got a lot to learn Oo, you got a lot to learn A lot to learn about women You got to learn about women women What's to learn about women? We've both got a lot to learn [Verse 3] Surprise surprise There's a hell of a well in your eyes Have we won the no Nobel Prize? Has the colour run out of our dies? [Verse 4] Surprise surprise There's a hell of a well in your eyes When the barman said "Whatcha drinking?" I said marriage on the rocks I know I never had the style Or dash of Errol Flynn But I loved you [Chorus] Don't hang up Don't hang up Don't say–