Standing on the Couch

Lyrics

[Chorus: P2theLA] Tell the bottle service girls to bring them bottles out It's an audition, don't you see I got them models out? I'm in the club, standing on the couch I got the whole club standing on the couch Getting money, I got it figured out Street nigga, so I bring them real niggas out I'm in the club, standing on the couch I got the whole club standing on the couch [Verse 1: P2theLA] Rose gold my Rolie Real nigga on my feet Fucked the girl of your dreams, getting money in my sleep Married to the money, you can be my mistress Are you free tomorrow? hell na, bitch I'm expencive I be doing numbers, paper long like faxes Job Title: street nigga, don't need to do my taxes Last night I fucked a model, tonight I'm fucking an actress Using a brick as my pillow, and some money as my mattress [Chorus: P2theLA] Tell the bottle service girls to bring them bottles out It's an audition don't you see I got them models out? I'm in the club, standing on the couch I got the whole club standing on the couch Getting money, I got it figured out Street nigga, so I bring them real niggas out I'm in the club, standing on the couch I got the whole club standing on the couch [Verse 2: Gucci Mane] Gucci! Had a hundred bricks, but I broke 'em down In the club right now, smoking out the pound She didn't like me back then, but look at me now Count bout a hundred thousand dollars, but don't crack a smile Before you beef with Gucci, rather fight a crocodile I got a tech 9 stashed in my [?] Don't make me pull this 44 out the fucking holdster Wasted, dropping Ace of Spade on the fucking sofa New Luie V, yeah I'm standing on the couch Half in my shoes, standing on a ounce Bought a car, but the name, I cannot pronounce Watch cost a car, and the car cost more than your house [Chorus: P2theLA] Tell the bottle service girls to bring them bottles out It's an audition don't you see I got them models out? I'm in the club, standing on the couch I got the whole club standing on the couch Getting money, I got it figured out Street nigga, so I bring them real niggas out I'm in the club, standing on the couch I got the whole club standing on the couch [Verse 3: P2theLA] Last year i had amneesia This year a lot remember Caught a dope charge in January, and had a hundred racks in December I just checked my schedule, I got money on my agenda Im from the real nigga association, you'll never become a member All I need is work, I don't need no application My hood pass got a lotta stamps, so I don't need no validation OG potential, goons are assential A1 street credit, you can check my credentials They ask me how I do it, I couldn't even tell you Just text me with an address, and I'll find something to mail you I do it for the fortune, I don't need no damn fame Cause all I see is dollar signs, and these niggas is chump change [Chorus: P2theLA] Tell the bottle service girls to bring them bottles out It's an audtition, don't you see I got them models out? I'm in the club, standing on the couch I got the whole club standing on the couch Getting money, I got it figured out Street nigga, so I bring them real niggas out I'm in the club, standing on the couch I got the whole club standing on the couch