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[Skit: Complete the Look] Glistening medalion, silk shirt open to the navel, something missing? (Complete the Look...) Complete the look with a personalized chest wig at Vice City's one-stop shop for people who know what the ladies want Wow, you look manly! (Complete the Look!) [Skit 2: Knife After Dark] He was just the boy next door… Hi! Well hello there, Danny! I didn't know it was hockey season Hey, can I borrow a knife? A deadly curse, a deranged killer, a small town in tears Knife Aftеr Dark - rated R for Retarded. [Skit 3: Complete the Look] Italian loafеrs without socks, deconstructed linen suit, something missing? (Complete the Look...) ...with a flesh-tone sleeveless T-shirt at Vice City's one-stop shop for people who dress for success Wow! You look like everyone else Complete the Look! [Skit 4: Petstuffers] Oh Max, we go everywhere together, right boy? At Petstuffers we know there's nothing more then a relationship between man and his dog, sometimes you just can't let go Max, you didn't eat your food, that's the second week in a row! Max? When the unspeakable happens just put your four-legged friend in the fridge or freezer, then call Petstuffers! We'll be there within a week to pick him up and in less than a month he'll be back good as new Through and ancient Egyptian miracle process called taxideremy, you and your best friend will always be together! Yeah, that's a good dog! Petstuffers, when you just can't let go And coming soon Grandparents Forever